Really! After a gruelling 255 day trip, with a very frightening landing I get put on the “garden” spot of Mars. I mean really. First, they shoot me through space, parachute and rocket me down, then lower me on a cable (and a wing and a prayer if you ask me) and abandon me to my own resources.
Can you imagine? Then those bastards at JPL put me to work! I am so tired, I just think I will nap for a few weeks. The sun is low in the sky and I need to save my strength for the next round of commands (look at that rock, move over there, collect some samples, Jeesh!).
I swear if my laser had enough power…POW, straight to the Moon, JPL, straight to the Moon! I think I will just sleep for about a month. I’ll feel less stressed after a good long nap. See you on the flip side, of Mars that is…
BTW, please don’t worry if you didn’t get the Honeymooners reference. I happen to be a fan.
– Ex astris, scientia –
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